Sunday, June 10, 2012

The Three Musketeers

Paul W.S. Anderson – 2011 – USA

This version of Alexandre Dumas’ oft-filmed adventure story has “2011” stamped all over it, deliberately resembling a graphic novel brought to life.  It’s filled with cornball action-movie lines, anachronistic humor, and ridiculous 300-style editing, but it actually isn’t too bad; mostly thanks to a nice pace and some lavish production design, (at times on a par with Richard Lester’s quintessential 1973 version).  It also benefits from three quality actors as the titular heroes, Matthew McFayden as Athos, Luke Evans as Aramis and Ray Stevenson as Porthos, and especially Christoph Waltz as the Machiavellian Cardinal Richelieu.  Unfortunately, the main hero, D’Artangon, is played by Logan Lerman as a completely bland 21st century American emo kid, whose teased mop-top never seems to fall out of place despite endless hurdling through the air during swordfights and other swashbuckling antics.  One thing that’s particularly frustrating is that the Duke of Buckingham is played by an actor who seems born for the part, Orlando Bloom, and yet he is wasted by being turned into a comically inept supervillain instead of being given a real chance to give Simon Ward, (so excellent in the Lester film), a run for his money.  It’s nothing too substantial or memorable but it works as mostly entertaining eye-candy.

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