Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Horrible

Peter Newton – 1981 – Italy

One of countless Italian exploitation horror films that needlessly feigned an American location in the hopes of tapping into foreign markets; as though true fans of the genre ever fell for the trickery or objected that the films so obviously bore the hallmarks of their homeland.  Seven-foot tall George Eastman is inexplicably rendered immortal after being chased through the park by a priest and impaled on a gate.  Waking up from surgery with a murderous compulsion, he proceeds to take a cranium drill to the cranium of a hapless nurse.  That’s just the beginning of a serious of gruesome deaths spattered with pathetically fake melted-crayon-looking blood, which are interspersed with a ponderous plot that never quite explains why any of this is happening or what Eastman’s deal was in the first place.  If all of these phenomena sound like failings, a viewing of the film will correct that view.  It rather joyously delivers everything an Italian gore film from around 1980 should deliver; namely, lots of viscera with splashes of style and eccentricity that make everything tolerable if not enjoyable.
 

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