Sunday, February 26, 2012

WHY THE OSCARS (if you’ll pardon the expression) SUCK

The Oscars are anti-cinematic and one of the foremost enemies of artistic film.  The ironically named Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences is a syndicate of star-struck sycophants of vapid self-righteous celebrities who enjoy congratulating each other for being the most wonderful people in the world since Jesus.  The Oscars are a popularity contest.  The voters have no concept of cinema as an art and do it great harm by rewarding only the most transparent politically-correct preachiness, big box-office, and schmaltzy heart-tugging.  It’s pretty easy to prove that the Academy Awards have no credibility.  Directors who never won Oscars include: Orson Welles, Charlie Chaplin, Alfred Hitchcock, Fritz Lang, Stanley Kubrick, Robert Altman, John Cassavetes, Sam Peckinpah, to name just a few.  Being overlooked by the out-of-touch Academy seems to not be an insult at all but a badge of honor.  The great William Friedkin, (who actually does have an Oscar or two), recently described the Awards as “the greatest promotion scheme that any industry ever devised for itself.”  My hero is George C. Scott, who refused to show up and claim his award for Patton, calling the ceremony “a meat parade.”
 
Folks in the business say that this middlebrow film world can be tolerated because when you make or help make something insipidly commercial, it may provide you the money or power to make something personal and artistic.  I don’t agree.  “Ye shall know them by their fruits,” and the predominant fruits here are thousands of horrible, forgettable, unoriginal movies every year.  Cast and crew use the above excuse to take the edge off the shame of the dreadful movies they work on, and they never get around to doing the creative things they claim to be planning.  Bryan Singer, for example, probably didn’t grow up dreaming of making popcorn movies, but now that’s all he does.  The money is too good and the glory too intoxicating; yet his prime years are zipping by and he will likely die without having contributed anything to film aesthetics.  François Truffaut and Robert Altman, conversely, couldn’t bear the idea of wasting a bit of their precious time and energy on anything they didn’t care about deeply, and they suffered for it.  Altman referred to his films as his children and refused to name a favorite.  Does anyone imagine Michael Bay feeling likewise?  If he does, he’s got three kids with the same name so far.
 
A solution to this mess would be to stop issuing awards and for films to be made without any hope for profit.  If it was impossible to get rich making movies, the pretentious loudmouths who are choking film to death would shamble off in search of other media to plunder, and only those who actually care about cinema would remain.  This will never happen, of course.  The movie business, as it is, persists for the exact reason capitalism itself does; every self-centered, short-sighted aspirant out there is holding out hope that someday he will get his turn at the top of the heap, to claw his way into the 1% if only for a moment.  Never mind that the rigorous art form Ozu, Renoir, Hawks and Buñuel practiced, and spent their lives honing, no longer even exists.

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