Thursday, August 16, 2012

The Happiest Millionaire

Norman Tokar – 1967 – USA

Interminable musical that was, sadly, the last live-action feature that Walt Disney put into production.  Apparently, a lot of people love it and remember it fondly, but I found it so tritely cornball that I couldn’t imagine sticking out its full three-hour running time.  Not one of the songs is memorable, and it’s so sickeningly saccharine that it makes Mary Poppins – (the success of which this was obviously intended to emulate) – look like a Sam Peckinpah film.  Affable Fred MacMurray is a fine actor, (particularly when directed by Billy Wilder), but Disney had him do his ‘befuddled dad’ thing so much that it makes it hard to believe that MacMurrary wasn’t just phoning it in most of the time.  Worse yet is way-too-happy, way-too-smiley, smiling-til-it-hurts showman Tommy Steele as the butler/narrator.  His toothy mugging into the camera during the film’s opening scenes is enough to really make you hate life and re-think being a Disney fan.  The film is based on a true story about some eccentric millionaire who became a successful profiteer when World War I broke out and whose biggest problem is deciding which entitled rich kid his daughter should marry.  How all this warrants a three-hour musical is a mystery to me.

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