Monday, July 8, 2024

I Can I Will I Did

Nadine Truong – 2017 - USA

A perfect example of when only one participant in a film is so completely superior to the junk around him that it’s painful to watch. Mike Faist, a star in the making, somehow pulls off the most pitiful dialogue, getting no help from his co-stars or director, and is convincing and charming throughout. The movie is a paint-by-numbers feel-good would-be inspirational story of a boy injured by a car who embraces taekwondo as part of his recovery, and – as we know from The Karate Kid and dozens of similar movies, martial arts is really about developing personal character, not just learning how to beat people up. The theme is painted huge right on the wall and yet we still needed the scene where the wise old sensei puts it in plain English for all the dingbats out there. The “romance” between the two leads is supposed to be cute, but it’s reprehensible and tone-deaf. The girl with a crush on Mike Faist proceeds to shove her way into his life with her phony, plastered-on kooky routine, tampers with his food, and gets her grandfather to harass the poor guy too. And then, when he finally caves in and becomes her boyfriend, she immediately starts judging and shaming him, using emotional blackmail to guilt-trip him into doing whatever she wants. It’s an absolute nightmare portrayal of a relationship, and yet the film acknowledges none of this, like it’s normal and like Mike Faist is lucky to have this horrible person in his life. If I’m making too much of this story detail, it’s the film’s fault. If it was good or had anything interesting to offer, I wouldn’t have been so easily distracted.

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